“Six million jews found alive in Argentina”

Lenny Bruce, după capturarea în Argentina a criminalului nazist Adolf Eichmann.

“All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world were tranquil, without disease and violence, I’d be standing on the breadline right in back of J. Edgar Hoover.”

“The kind of sickness I wish Time had written about, is that school teachers in Oklahoma get a top annual salary of $4000, while Sammy David, Jr. gets $10,000 a week in Vegas.”

“A lot of people say to me, “Why did you kill Christ?” “I dunno… it was one of those parties, got out of hand, you know.”

“A lot of people say to me, “Why did you kill Christ?” “We killed him because he didn’t want to become a doctor, that’s why we killed him.”

“We Jews killed Christ. And if he comes back,we’ll kill him again.”

“If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children would be wearing little electric chairs around their necks instead of crosses. “

“A knowledge of syphilis is not an instruction to get it.”

“Life is a four-letter word.”

“I want the Supreme Court to stand up and tell me that fucking is dirty and no good.”

“It’s the suppression of the word that gives it the power, the violence, the viciousness.”

“If God created the Body,and the Body is dirty,then the fault lies with the Manufacturer.”

“Take away the right to say fuck and you take away the right to say fuck the government.“

“I hate small towns because once you’ve seen the cannon in the park there’s nothing else to do.”

“The liberals can understand everything but people who don’t understand them.”

“The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can’t fake it… try to fake three laughs in an hour – ha ha ha ha ha – they’ll take you away, man. You can’t.”

“I rode with him in a taxi once, only for a mile and a half. Seemed like it took a couple of months” - Bob Dylan

‘Let me tell you the truth. The truth is, what is. And what should be is a fantasy, a terrible terrible lie that someone gave to the people long ago.”