Urban Dictionary (via Traduceri Carlito)

bleen

1. A number between 6 and 7.

“The Nobel Prize in mathematics was awarded to a California professor who has discovered a new number! The number is bleen, which he claims belongs between 6 and 7.” – George Carlin (unul dintre cei mai mari comici americani)

2. A number between six and seven. Bleen is not 6.5 and may be counted as an integer in base-eleven. It’s symbol resembles a figure-eight (8) without the left half of the top circle. Ie, a ) shape on top of o. 

 

It is also a color, seen in the muddy rainbow of a puddle of motor oil after the rain, colored niobium body jewlery, and around extrmely bright light sources. It describes when all or most perceivable colors appear visibly and at least somewhat distinctly in one place, and implies a shiney, metallic, glowing, neon, reflective or incandescant sheen.                 

It is also a halluciongen which may be absorbed through the skin. Finally, it is a fictional animal. Bleens are sightless, land dwelling invertebrates, so named for their call, which sounds rather like “Bleen.” The color of bleen comes from their opalescant, shifting, multi-hued bodies. They are unusual among invertibrates in that they are large, warm-blooded, and do not need to be kept wet, possessing a soft, non-posionous skin that is generally dry to the touch. They are approximately equal to humans in avarage mass, but undefineable in length or height as they are somewhat shapeshifting and ameoba-like.

One, two, three, four, five, six, bleen, seven, eight, nine, ten.   

 

Today on the Discovery channel – the mating rituals of the Bleen!             

3 . Blue and Green. Bleen makes turquoise.

 

4. The day between Tuesday and Wednesday. Not exactly midnight, but an entire day we havent even realized exists yet, thus pushing Monday into the weekend, making it a 5/3 work to day off ratio for those of us who work 9-5.
“Man, I have to work overtime on bleen, thats so lame”                 

or 

“I think we should get time and a half on bleen, the time always seems to pass so slow, Bleen is a curse, at least Wednesday is still cool”

 

5. A number between 5 and 6 and 7. “That dude has bleen computers in his office.”
6. A number between 5 and 6 (according to the official Bleen homepage, which I have never seen) – Da? Nu mai spune! Şi asta ce e?  ”So, is bleen higher or lower than 5.5?  Yes.”

E clar?

UPDATE. Dacă staţi cuminţi şi dacă nu-mi pierd ideea, diseară sau mâine, cel târziu, vom avea imagini şi sonor de la sala de aerobic pe care o frecventează Serghei. Informaţiile le-am primit azi de dimineaţă, în drum spre serviciu, pe surse (vocile pe care le aud din când în când). Din nefericire (sau, mă rog, din fericire) am serviciu şi trebuie să mă ocup de el până diseară. Sper să nu-mi piară entuziasmul până atunci.